Politically speaking, its sad to note that all our ladies friendzoned Peter Kenneth. Friendzoning has become a national epidemic and the government should treat is as such. I haven't as yet read the Jubilee manifesto but it is my wish that these young gentlemen, who claim to understand our plight, the youth, have a plan to tackle this quickly spreading vice.
Nice guys finish last. That is the sad reality in life when dealing with women. This past election just reaffirmed that. From the candidates, PK looked untainted. The girls adored him, adored his family. On the social media, all women were PKd. PK was fooled. This women cannot be trusted. They toyed with him and when it was time to get some, they gave it to the bad boys.
Women make the majority of voters I presume. Look where they left him. I can imagine the scenario at the voting box. "PK is such a cute guy, but I don't like him that way. I like him as a ______(insert nonsense here). I hope he understands" then they went ahead and marked their ballots for the other tainted men.
Women did the same to Kalonzo in 2007, Musalia in 2013. These are nice guys. MaDvD even promised them safe hands. Wapi! Our women love adventure, unpredictability. They want rough hands. Surely friendzoning has become more than a boy/girl situation. From these examples, it has become a political issue as well and we need political intervention as such.
I want our president to come out and declare it a National Disaster. Set up a body, "National Friendzone Council" or something. NGOs should join in this fight as well. Its high time our women understood that we are men and want to be viewed as such. Not being reduced to tools to listen to their escapades.
The body should go round and gather statistics, tell us which cities have the highest prevalence. Which ages are most friendzoned, the rate of friendzoning and the effect of friendzoning to the economy. You'll be shocked. The amount of investment men make on women who later friendzone them. The amount of emotional investment that goes to drain. The body should give complete social, political, economic and religious effects of this epidemic.
Its high time we became frank with each other. All investment bodies do it. Women as such, ought to come clean (no pun intended). Don't pull that women are not bodies line here. Men know it is the case, investment wise. And we love this body specifically. We invest so much in it. Negative returns is a raw deal.
Let us join hands fellow countrymen, let us save mankind. If we do not take action soon, then this will be a brotherly state. Now we don't want that, do we?
©Jakaya10